Croatia here we come…

Goodbye Ireland, hello Croatia!

So, we flew into Zadar airport (which is seriously tiny, and quite cute, by the way) and set off on our first adventure: Finding our accommodation for the night in Zadar town & checking in. I’d like to point out now, that sometimes our map software really sucks (even though we have 3 apps for this). Seems like more and more of a common occurrence to find that the gps has snapped us to the wrong road, or is trying to take us to somewhere other than the requested destination. Or routing and rerouting again (and again) like a dog chasing its tail. (When we haven’t actually deviated off the directed path at any point.) But I’d still rather have it, as no map is definitely worse. At any rate, we got to our accommodation eventually. Some thanks to the map software, and no thanks to the local tourism desk. (Turns out the accommodation was like, almost directly across the street from the tourism office.) Checked in. Our studio apartment was nothing special, but it was comfortable enough & bizarrely, right across the road from some sort of tiny carnival (complete with chair swing and dodgem cars).

Next stop: Dropping our baggage at the marina near Split, as we can’t take all our gear on the sailing trip planned for later in the week. So, time for an hour or so road trip driving down the coast via the motorway, with the windows down and ACDC on the radio (everywhere seems to love a bit of ACDC). Quite a nice drive, and I can’t say enough how nice it is to drive with the windows down after a month of it being too cold or wet to do so. It’s hot. And dry. The ground and the grasses look toasted and baked to a crisp. Very much a contrast to lush, green Ireland. Fig trees everywhere. The ground looks rocky (understatement). Kind of looks like a greener version of Nevada.

Made it to the marina in Trogir just before closing time (4pm), which given the time constraints, was really quite lucky (only had just enough time to drop off some gear in Zadar and then head to the marina). However, we did stop on the way to squeeze in getting new SIM cards from a local newsstand and get some data for our trip. Very good value, too. Seems Australia is totally overcharging on the data front. Jerks. Same with France. Double jerks. And I’m ridiculously impressed with the ease of setting up the service with the new SIM cards. Go Croatia! They really have this situation under control (you can print off instructions in Croatian to help the staff get what you want). The lady at the newsstand even asked us if we needed any help setting up the SIMs. Aww.

So, having succeeded in getting our excess stuff to the marina left luggage holding area, time to return to Zadar. (We chose to stay in Zadar so that the drive out to Plitvice Lakes National Park might be slightly less onerous). This time, we drove via the coast road. On our way back from Trogir we passed many beautiful towns with their red tiled roofs and lovely coastline. Seems like there is a monopoly on the tiles used, as everywhere is exactly the same. The coast is all ridiculously picturesque. Everywhere we pass makes me want to stop and get out for a swim. Crystal clear, blue water on one side; fig trees, olive groves and vineyards on the other. Also passed a tortoise casually taking a stroll on the sidewalk. Fair enough.

Random side note: One thing I have noticed: there appear to be a disturbingly high number of unfinished buildings. Like, everywhere. Completed houses here all seem to be rendered, but, it seems like during the build, many people elect to move in somewhere around the 75% done mark and leave it at that. As a result, much of the housing has a peculiarly half-assed look about it. Exposed red bricks or concreted walls, half finished balconies etc. It’s very strange.

For our first night in Croatia, we went into the Old City in Zadar for a walk and some dinner. There doesn’t seem to be whole lot happening in Zadar, tourism-wise. Of course, there is the Old City, and you can explore the cobbled streets and markets or enjoy a drink and something to eat at the many cafes and seaside restaurants. The main things to see are the Sea Organ installed on the steps leading into the water, and Greeting to the Sun, both of which are art installations by the same architect. The Sea Organ was pretty cool. Sounds like pipes or wind chimes playing whenever the swell pushes water through the organ, forcing air out through a variety of openings in the steps. The random tunes it produces is quite haunting.

Our host recommended a place to eat in the Old City, and so we ate our first grilled fish plate here. It was great. I think it may have begun my love affair with seafood prepared simply with no embellishment (other than a lug of olive oil). Can’t say just how impressed I am with a dish that required so little preparation. Healthy, delicious, and surprisingly inexpensive. Going to have to give this a crack myself.

Our first night: We fell asleep to the comforting (?) tunes of some sort of techno playing at the completely empty carnival.

Plitvice Lakes:

Plitvice Lakes NP.

Plitvice Lakes NP.

I was of the opinion that if we were visiting Croatia, there was no way in heck we were going to miss out of on visiting Plitvice Lakes. Having never, ever, thought about going to Croatia until sometime late last year, I was totally ignorant about the beautiful scenery there is to enjoy in their national parks and on their coastlines. After doing a google image search for places to visit in Croatia and finding Plitvice lakes, it was a no brainer that we would have to go there.

So what was it actually like? I was not disappointed. In fact, very much the opposite. We turned up shortly after the gates opened (7.15am arrival, I believe), in an effort to beat the hordes of tourists that we were promised would descend upon the lakes like a bunch of locusts. I have a suspicion that we were the second vehicle to arrive. Keen much? The entry cost us about $25 AUD each, which, having never paid to go to a national park before seemed a bit rich (other than paying for parking – which we also had the pleasure of doing at the lakes). However, I’d say it was money well spent.

We spent the day hiking around the lakes and wandering around the boardwalk paths which criss cross the lake systems. And, because we were there so early, most of the time we were there all by ourselves. I think we got to see almost all of the upper lakes system before the first bus load of tourists arrived. Thank goodness, because after the buses started dropping their human cargo things got busy in a hurry. We also chose to go walking around the outskirts of the lake (which was more or less just a scenic hike), but it was a much better option than trying to deal with the masses catching the electric boats across the lake. Ended up having to eventually deal with the crowds at the lower lakes, and this, as expected, was pretty painful. But I’m sure it was much better than it could have been, still being early in the season. The scenery was magical, and the water was an amazing shade of blue that demanded swimming in. Unfortunately, this was not allowed. All in all, we ended up having a pretty fabulous day. Hiked for about 5 hours or so, and saw a whole lot of amazing scenery (and a dead mouse, and a legless lizard/possibly a snake). The best part was the boardwalks – half the time the waterfalls are cascading around you (and under you), spraying mist into the air, while bright blue dragonflies cruise around in hot pursuit of each other. Fish, everywhere. And they don’t give two hoots that you are there. Quite the experience. I’d certainly recommend it to anyone thinking about visiting Croatia.

Move over path, more water coming through.

Move over path, water coming through.

Lower lakes. Awesome, but different to the upper lakes.

Lower lakes. Awesome, but very different to the upper lakes.

Pretty lakes

Pretty lakes..smooth and still and utterly clear.

Plitvice

One of many, many falls. Water spills over everything.

Perfect. And perfectly empty. Huzzah for arriving early.

Perfect. And perfectly empty. Huzzah for arriving early.

Doesn't look like a lake, does it?

Doesn’t look like a lake, does it?

Food in Croatia:

Am loving the grilled fish here. We ordered a share platter of seafood on our first night, and it came with grilled scampi, squid, monkfish, tuna, mussels and two whole grilled fish of surpassing deliciousness. We picked those babies clean. Everything was delicious, but the grilled whole fish was really quite exceptional. Why I normally avoid (cooked) fish I’m not really sure, I think I have some sort of subconscious idea that I don’t like it. Seems my subconscious is wrong. Bring it, grilled fish!
Mmmm. Grilled seafoody goodness.

Mmmm. Grilled seafoody goodness at Riva bar cafe in Trogir. However, they didn’t clean their squid. Grrr. Lazy kitchen staff.

Ellie: We bought a packet of things that looked like Cheetos, and were made of some sort of corn meal. They tasted (and smelled) exactly like those packing peanuts (yes, I know they aren’t food grade) that our stock arrives in at work! Needless to say, we relegated that particular pack of snacks to the bin. Not a flavour sensation.

Everything snack-wise seems to be paprika flavour. Don’t get me wrong, I like paprika. But I don’t really want 9/10 products to be paprika flavour. Seems like your options are paprika or cheese (the 1/10). Unless you buy the bruschetta. Those are great.

Visiting Bosnia & Herzegovina:

As we were headed to Dubrovnik to where the sailing trip was due to depart, we elected to go via Bosnia and Herzegovina. Why not, really. As it is, you have to cross through B&H to get to Dubrovnik anyway as Croatia has an odd border situation going on in the southern coastal part of the country. So we drove through B&H from Plitvice and made our way to Mostar, crossing some seriously beautiful (but also sometimes dismal) countryside. B&H. Terrible abbreviation. Sounds like a sauce. But apparently it’s not ok to just say “Bosnia”.

We passed many towns devoid of people, having been abandoned during conflicts now long passed. It was strange to see so many buildings abandoned, decrepit and riddled with bullet holes. Even after all this time, people have not returned. Understandable, I guess, as there is a good possibility that there may also be land mines. Something like 120,000+ mines and unexploded munitions still around, and people still die regularly. Seriously unfortunate situation. There are skull-and-crossbone signs everywhere warning about mines nailed to trees on the roadsides.

Stopped in at one of the national parks on the way, and was very happy we did. They had the best picnic seating I have ever seen, and out in the middle of nowhere. Must be a popular destination at the right time of year. We had it all to ourselves.

Picnic pavilions. Location: middle of nowhere.

Picnic pavilions. Location: middle of nowhere.

Waterfalls at the NP.

Waterfalls at the NP.

Our maps app reckons you can drive on this.

Our maps app reckons you can drive on this.

Mostar, Bosnia & Herzegovina:

View from Restaurant Babilon

View from Restaurant Babilon. The Old Bridge is on the right.

We stayed in Mostar overnight, and hung out in the Old City. The bridge they tout as their major attraction was interesting to see (although it has been rebuilt), and was exceedingly slippery and steep to walk on. The whole Old City was a bit of a liability. All the polished cobbles were super slick and quite the mission to remain upright on. Murray even took his footwear off. However, the streets were beautiful and we had a great time there (even if I did almost fall over more times than I could count).
View from the bridge.

View from the bridge.

There was one intrepid youth jumping off the bridge during our time enjoying the scenery (from the comfort of a local cafe on the river). Utterly insane. The bridge is high enough above the water that falling into the water incorrectly would undoubtedly rearrange some of your appendages. But he did it repeatedly, with no ill effect. I read somewhere that you can get a local to teach you how, although I am certain that this would not be covered by travel insurance. Makes my teeth hurt just thinking about it.
Not the actual bridge. Another one over the canal.  The actual bridge had a healthy coating of tourists and was less photogenic.

Not the actual bridge. Another one over the canal. The actual bridge had a healthy coating of tourists and as such was less photogenic.

Ate more grilled fish here, as we are not anywhere near getting sick of it yet. Also hung out at a discotheque…in a cave. Pretty awesome, even if we were the only ones there. However, they only sold horrible beer. Didn’t stay long. Would have been great if it was a busy night. Migrated to the Black Dog Pub instead, and enjoyed (?) the effluent-scented breeze by the canal along with some not-quite-local beer. All the local draught beer was out of stock, which was disappointing, as this was why we were visiting this bar in the first place. Asked the barman for something like a local schnapps instead (since apparently plum brandy and other liqueurs are a common home-made specialty) to try, and what we got was closer to some sort of fragrant jet fuel. Horrid stuff. And definitely home made. Came out of a PET bottle. Not to be repeated. Not sure if I want to know what it was made out of, but I suspect it was a local grappa variant. Urk.
Grilled fish plate, Bosnian version. This one comes with veggies and potato cakes.

Grilled fish plate, Bosnian version. This one comes with veggies and potato cakes.

The offending shot.

The offending shot.

...Cheers?

…Cheers?

Dubrovnik, Croatia:

It's a nice city, I have to admit.

It’s a nice city, I have to admit.

Took us what seemed like forever, but we made it back to Croatia. No thanks to our mapping apps. They kept trying to take us down roads only suitable for off-road vehicles (or over bridges only intended for foot traffic). Apple maps was even worse and conveniently left out the majority of the roads in B&H, making it utterly useless. However, we eventually drove in to Dubrovnik and met up with Nath & Rach again. This time for the sailing trip planned from Dubrovnik to Split. Here we spent two days exploring the Old City and generally getting more than our fair share of exercise via stairs during our wandering around town. (Plus our accommodation was at the top of the hill. Fail. Taxi time.) Game of Thrones is filmed here (and other places, but the scenery here you’re likely to recognise), and we walked along the walls of the Old City (aka Kings Landing). It was quite warm (read: very hot). Hot enough to not be deterred by an overpriced beverage while on the wall. However, the walk was totally worth it, and we saw the city in a way that we wouldn’t have otherwise been able to.

We also caught the cable car up to the top of the nearby mountain for a better view. However, they may have had a bit of an engineering fail with the cable car design, since it seems it is more or less impossible to take photos of the city or the Elaphites islands without also taking a picture of the cable car and cables. Disappointing. Nevertheless, it was a nice trip and we had dinner at the restaurant there. Delicious. So far, having far more success with eating out than in Belgium.

Spent one of our days exploring Lokrum island, just off the coast of Dubrovnik. Had a great swim there and once again, delicious food. Loving grilled fish and squid. Loved that little island. Great island vibe, and great little cafes to hang out in.
Lokrum island.

Lokrum island. With Nath hiding behind his towel.

View from the city walls.

View from the city walls.

The walled city. Or Kings Landing, if you will.

The walled city from the fort. Or Kings Landing, if you will.

The Old City and Lokrum island.

The Old City and Lokrum island.

Having a swim off the rocks at Lokrum.

Having a swim off the rocks at Lokrum.

Plenty of nice spots for swimming in these parts.

Plenty of nice spots for swimming in these parts.

Next stop:

Sailing our way back to Split.

More on Ireland:

On living in the middle of nowhere:

When I asked a local how the postie manages his job, given that most of the roads feature the “unnamed road” situation, I was duly informed that the postie knows everyone in town (and where they live). And if someone is new, the neighbours won’t waste any time letting other locals know about the newcomers. I guess that is small town living for you… Everybody knows everybody. In these days of relative anonymity, I think it’s a bit of a scary prospect.

I’m not sure if I could do the small town thing. Or at least, not a town this small. Think it would drive me nuts. Could explain the ridiculous number of pubs in the town. Not much else to do. Rains most of the time, cold most of the time. I expect everyone gets more than their fair share of quality “indoor time”. Seems like almost every day features a spot of rain. Or much more than a spot of rain. Has to be irritating when trying to organise outdoor activities. There are campgrounds aplenty, but I can’t imagine pitching a tent with these conditions.
Love the cliffs and skies here.

Love the cliffs and skies here.

Enjoying the view.

Enjoying the view.

Love the goat paths.

Love the goat paths.

 More stuff we have been up to:

  • Killarney National Park:
Drove through here on the way back from a drive up the coast. Amazing. Definitely wanted to spend more time here. Beautiful lakes and stunning views. Unfortunately, the day we allocated turned out to be a bust. At home, it was mostly overcast and a little wet. Not great, but doable (ie. Ireland’s version of normal). The weather at the park, however, was a mishmash of wet, windy and freezing. When we got there, the wind off the lake was utterly ridiculous. Decided that we couldn’t hack it. Especially since we had planned to hike for the whole day.
View of the Killarney National Park

View of the Killarney National Park (on a less feral day)

Since the weather was feral, we decided to go for a drive instead (still not ideal, since the fog was in). We wanted to drive the Gap of Dunloe, but when we got there there was definite signage indicating that the pass was not intended for driving by any vehicles aside from local traffic and horse & cart. So, we wussed out and checked out the Dingle peninsula instead. Poxy weather or no, the drive was still worthwhile, and when we returned, we had another go at the Gap of Dunloe (after reading various reports that the road was in fact ok for tourists to drive). It was amazing.

  • Gap of Dunloe:

Great drive. Fabulous scenery. However, the road was very narrow, with few points available to pass cars (and only single lane road). It would have been too hair-raising for me to drive it, but Murray is much more of a confident driver by comparison. He managed fine. If we had more time, it would have been great to do a pony & trap ride and enjoy the scenery at a more sedate pace. We even drove further than the Gap and was rewarded with even more great scenery (and a very friendly, crotch-butting sheep). Definitely would recommend visiting, although not necessarily driving.

Gap of Dunloe

Gap of Dunloe

At the Gap

At the Gap

Hi Sheep! Please stay off the road...

Hi Sheep! Please stay off the road…

Nature in Ireland:

Despite a keen desire to spot some more of the local wildlife, Ireland hasn’t been keen to give up the goods. We have seen several red foxes, on their afternoon foray for a late lunch (or is it early dinner?), one deer, and other than that, no evidence of animals (outside of the flattened roadside variety). It seems thus far that the roadkill variety is the main form of discovering the local wildlife, which although disappointing, is still interesting nonetheless.

The wildflowers have been spectacular, and it has been interesting to watch the progression of various blooms coming into flower. Last week it was gorse, rhododendrons and daisies, here, there and everywhere. This week it is buttercups brightening the fields and fuchsia adorning the hedgerows. Next week will likely be the rise of the foxgloves and wild rose, but I think we are going to miss it.

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Buttercups!

Buttercups!

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The landscape is largely bare of forest, with plenty of windswept gorse, heather and rhododendron. Pine forest is a frequent sight, but it all appears to be planted forests for logging. Apparently Ireland used to be heavily forested. Not so much anymore. Bit sad, but still beautiful in a sometimes  bleak, rugged, and stony kind of way.

Weekend with Nath & Rach:

We had the pleasure of having guests for a few days! Nath & Rach visited us from London for a long weekend.

Saturday:

Murray and Nathan did the Ring of Beara ride, following one of the picturesque fingers of land on the West Cork coastline. Rach and I also did some of the Ring of Beara, but from the far more convenient and comfortable confines of the car. Quite beautiful, and seeing it for a second time was almost as exciting as the first. We also picked up a hitch hiker. One of the elderly locals, actually. Doesn’t own a car, or a phone. Somehow manages living way out of town anyway. Relies on the kindness of strangers from his reports. Apparently much easier in peak season since there is more car traffic. Goodness he talked a lot. In a thick (almost incomprehensible) brogue. At least he turned out to be harmless (if ridiculously chatty).

Rach and I also visited the Skibbereen markets, which, although touted as one of the biggest markets in the area was quite a bit smaller than I had imagined. I’d say they might be pushing it to estimate the number of stalls as more than 30. Having said that, one week Murray and I went to Schull to visit their market, only to find less than 10 stalls there. So I guess the Skibbereen market is indeed quite a bit bigger. Just not of the size I’ve come to expect. Plenty of fresh local produce though, so a great opportunity to try some local eggs, cheese, meat and preserves.

We also visited the Bantry House and Gardens, for a spot of lunch and a bit of a walk in their manicured gardens. Very pretty, but Rach informs me it has nothing on the gardens that we will see when we visit them in London. Will have to wait and see!

Bantry Gardens. Wisteria++

Bantry Gardens. Wisteria++

Pantry House and Gardens

Bantry House and Gardens

Sunday:
We drove the next finger of coastline, the Ring of Kerry. Also beautiful, and different from the Ring of Beara. Every time we visit the coastline it seems it has something different in store for us.
Mapping a sträva segment on the top of a hill fort.

Mapping a Strava segment on the top of a hill fort.

Comparing notes on Strava.

Comparing notes on Strava. From the top of the fort. As you do.

Somewhere on the Ring of Kerry

Somewhere on the Ring of Kerry

Monday:
Another scenic drive. Since that is more or less what you get up to in these parts. This time we did the Goat’s Path drive out to Sheep’s Head and hiked out to the lighthouse located there. Had a great, if ridiculously windy, time walking out to the lighthouse, and the views of the cliffs and coast was definitely worth the effort. Don’t think I have ever experienced wind like that before. Hope I never do again. Nearly ate it walking up a hill when the wind dropped (for all of maybe one second). I am definitely not used to having to battle the wind for the opportunity to remain upright.
Out at Sheep's Head

Out at Sheep’s Head

Cliffs at Sheep's Head

Cliffs at Sheep’s Head

Had a toasted sandwich and a Guinness for lunch at a tiny pub on the way home. Seems to be a ubiquitous and economic option for lunch in Ireland: toasted sambo with a small side of potato chips. While we were there discussing beer with the publican, she explained to us that Guinness has too many chemicals, and if someone was not doing well in the health department, that their doctor would recommend that they switch beers to Beamish instead. So… Perhaps the advertising that “Guinness is Good For You” might be a slight exaggeration (or complete fallacy). Although, being told to switch beers (not stop/reduce the beers?) seems to be quite the novel option from a health point of view. I guess perhaps the doctors know not to push the subject into dangerous territory.

Dublin Bound:

We headed back to Dublin via the western coastline mostly via Ireland’s Wild Atlantic Way. This has been a great way to see the coast, and by far the best parts have been close to our home base – the Ring of Beara and the Ring of Kerry being the standouts.
Cliffs of Moher. Wind level: ridiculous for those on two legs.

Cliffs of Moher. Wind level: ridiculous for those on two legs.

Having lunch at a lake near Galway. Damn cold thanks to some serious wind conditions.

Having lunch at a lake near Galway. Damn cold thanks to some serious wind conditions.

Things have been interesting, but following the coastline up south-north probably wasn’t the best way to do it. Mostly because it seems like the northern end is a bit of a let down after all the beautiful scenery we have already seen and become accustomed to. The varied landscapes and ubiquitous sheep have been a pleasure, even when the sheep monopolize the road you are trying to traverse. I’ve had to get out of the car on a few occasions to encourage said wooly wonders to crop grass elsewhere. Generally they are pretty timid, although one was determined to headbutt me in the crotch in an effort to score a pat.

Which brings me to the collie dog situation. I guess being a farming community it makes sense that the dog of choice would be a collie dog, ostensibly with the purpose of herding sheep and cows. However, most collies we have seen have been either a) having a kip or b) in hot pursuit of our car (literally snapping at the bumper as we make our escape). When there has been herding to be done, it has been overseen by the farmer and not the dog (but it appears that the cows have the routine down pat). So I guess the dog element might just be for companionship…Or maybe keeping up with appearances (every farmer has a dog, right?).
We made a friend.

We made a friend.

We also stayed in the town of Kilkelly overnight, which although not much to look at, was a pleasant enough experience. Pretty sure the town is more or less on the way out. Places empty or for lease everywhere. Still plenty of pubs though. Ate at the only food establishment in town: a snack cafe of sorts serving up things like chips and fried chicken. Classy. Spent the evening hanging out with the locals and chatting about their various relatives that have moved to Australia. Every Irish person we have met seems to know someone in Australia. And as Murray has said, by Australia, they mean Perth.

We stayed in Ballina. The original Ballina, I guess. I never realised so many areas in NSW are based on places that are in Ireland. How about that. Murray being more or less from the Ballina area, we definitely had to pay the area a visit. Really, why wouldn’t you, if given the opportunity? Ate Chinese food, which was surprisingly good. Somehow, eating asian cuisine in an area that isn’t multicultural is surpassingly weird. Apparently there are something like less than 2% population of asians in Ireland. Crazy.

Dublin and the surrounds:

Our last 5 days in Ireland! Disturbing to think that this signifies that 3 months of our trip has been and gone already.

We stayed in the small town of Killiney, just south of Dublin, this time in a small apartment adjoining a main residence. The house (like all the houses in the area) was named, and etched into a pillar at the entrance to the lane. “Little Harrows” was where we stayed, and it proved to be quite a comfy spot to get in a few last days of work before leaving for Croatia.
Enjoying the view from Killiney Hill.

Murray enjoying the view from Killiney Hill.

The actual view.

The actual view. Looks like coastal NSW…

Due to time constraints, we didn’t end up spending any time in Dublin city itself. We did, however, get to see some of the surrounding countryside. Visited a few last destinations on our OPW cards and checked out the coastline. It has nothing on the west coast. Also visited one of the more popular shopping malls to try and get a few new things. I am surprised to say, Australia does shopping malls better than anyone else. Shopping malls in the US aren’t exactly fabulous, and Belgium, slightly better, but still not great. This one in Ireland? Worst I’ve seen yet. Small, and a terrible selection of shops. Needless to say, we did not get what we came for.

Mellifont Abbey

Mellifont Abbey. What’s left of it, anyway.

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Bective Abbey. Got to climb all over this one. 🙂

Also sent a package of stuff we hadn’t used back to Australia. That was a mission in itself. Here, you must buy the packaging materials of choice and prepare your package to be sent via post at somewhere other than the post office. They don’t sell packaging materials there. So we had to hunt out a cardboard box and tape to seal it with, which was rather exotic. And then to send the gear home the postal system only accepts Irish cards.. so we had to pay cash. It wasn’t cheap. Murray thought it a waste of money, but I figure it is worth it to not have to tote around extra things

Exiting Ireland:

So, we chose to fly Ryanair. Since having booked, I have heard many not so fabulous things about the joys of flying with their service. Our experience? Actually not bad (other than the GIANT line at the airport for the Ryanair service desks). However, having to print out the boarding pass yourself is an absolute pain in the posterior (as a tourist, anyway). We went to a lot of effort to print out our passes only to find that we needed to make a change on it, and was thereby required to print the buggers off yet again. It cost <4 euro to print, all in all, but it took a lot of fluffing around to find somewhere that would print the email. I’m positive it cost plenty more than 4 euro in petrol money. But, still better than the fee they charge at the airport to print the boarding pass for you.

Our flight was relatively uneventful. Apparently, some jackass elected to have a smoke in one of the onboard lavatories. Which, I have never, ever come across before. The staff were less than impressed, and although they demanded that the person responsible own up, I am pretty sure that no one was going to volunteer as the guilty party after it was announced that doing so would result in a huge fine and immediate arrest upon arrival in Croatia. And the flight was less than 3 hours… Why would anyone be stupid enough to smoke in the plane? Surely cravings can’t be that bad.

We got off the plane to some seriously warm surroundings. After being in Ireland, enjoying(?) a maximum of maybe 20 degrees during our stay, the weather in Croatia is definitely a wee bit different. At least 10 degrees of difference. Maximum sunshine. At least it hasn’t been particularly humid. Yay, summer!

From Belgium to Ireland

The Exodus from Belgium:

With only a couple of days to go, our time in Brussels felt like it more or less evaporated out from under us. Having said that, we have seen a respectable amount of the countryside and experienced a range of different things during our time here.

Monday:

My birthday! And also the day before we leave for Ireland. As such, most of the day was dedicated to packing up in preparation for migrating elsewhere. However, we made an effort to get out of the house, and headed into Brussels to visit our new friends we’d made on Friday (at Nuetnigenough) at the Delirium cafe. Marjorie (superstar beer blogger extraordinaire) even brought me a birthday gift of some local beers to try, which was wonderful! Hopefully we will get a chance to meet again at Oktoberfest in September!

It was a nice trip into town, and I’m glad we made the effort to get out of the house one last time. Murray also make me breakfast, which was lovely. Can’t go past poached eggs you didn’t have to make yourself.

Tuesday:

Road trip to Paris! The cheapest way to hire a car is to rent it for an extended period, and return it from whence you got it. Hence, road trip back to the Charles De Gaulle airport so we can fly off to Ireland. Paris is also a good location to fly out from, certainly cheaper than many other locations.

We weren’t going to fluff around on this drive, since there was going to be a solid bit of driving when we got to Ireland. However, we took the scenic route as much as possible and took in the sights from the vantage of the car. Kind of wished we had more time, as we definitely spotted a few things worth taking a closer look at.
Notre Dame cathedral in Reims. From the back. In the car.

Notre Dame cathedral in Reims. From the back. In the car.

Saw plenty of double-butt cows. Don’t think I remembered to mention them previously. Peculiar looking things, they are everywhere in Belgium and appear to be cows on steroids (with the kind of muscles where it looks like the muscles have muscles of their own). They are a variety called Belgian Blue, which feature an interesting genetic feature of having doubled muscle fibers. Took me all month to actually remember to look the cow variety up, and when I searched and found out about this double muscle situation it certainly made a lot of sense. So I wasn’t wrong in dubbing them “double-butt” cows. They do, in fact, have secondary ass-cheek (along with all the rest of the duplicated muscle tissue). Now I wish I’d made an effort to buy some Belgian beef, just to see what these mystery cows taste like. Meant to be leaner (less fatty) but still tender as the muscle fibers are shorter. Maybe I’ll get a chance when we stay in France.

I’ve included a stock photo of these hulk-esque beauties, since I didn’t manage to take a photo of the double-butted mystery cows during our trip.
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Not sure what the go is with the haircut, but, haircut aside, this is a representative picture of the Belgian Blue.

We mostly drove through farmland, which consisted of cows, sheep, wheat & rapeseed. The fields of rapeseed were very impressive, but difficult to take a decent picture of. Seriously yellow fields (almost fluorescent). Everywhere, and interspersed with still-green fields of wheat, making a bright checkerboard of agricultural art. The landscape was very flat, making it difficult to take any pictures from the car.

Despite giving ourselves an appropriate window to get to the airport, we were lucky to make our flight in time. We parked in the wrong rental car park, basically putting ourselves somewhere on the far side of the moon in respect to where our flight departed from. It took us some serious hoofing it with all our lovely luggage to get to the right terminal, only to get caught up in the slowest security line ever. Seriously, what the heck? However, we made it.

Random Rant. Topic: Flying. Anywhere.

 

It really chaps me that the process for clearing security is different everywhere you go. It’s annoying enough in the US with their ridiculously over vigilant security procedures, without the rest of the hypocritical measures that make the whole process rather meaningless.

 
In France:
 
You get to keep your shoes on (except it seems when they are high heels, steel caps or look like they might be packing something suspicious). Those having to take off shoes have the joy of putting on disposable booties.

 
Jackets off. Apparently including my zippered t-shirt (since it has a zip, I guess they figure it’s fair game). Thank goodness I had a singlet on under it. That could have been awkward. It’s a shirt made out of thin jersey, not a overcoat, what would I be hiding under there that you couldn’t already see? Nowhere else has wanted it off.

 
Normal(ish): Laptop out (always) and out of case (not always). Watch off (not always). Belt off (always). Liquids out (always)*. Separate trays for almost everything.
 

Not normal: Needing your plane ticket while you go through security in France. If you didn’t have your plane ticket in your hand, you had to then dig it out of your bag (after rescuing it from the security conveyor belt) so it could be scanned.

 
*I can’t figure out the situation with liquids. I’d been putting my contact lens packs through security in the liquids bags previously (since they are packed in liquid, and if they have a beef with Chapstick which is clearly a solid, then I wasn’t going to take any chances with something clearly containing an actual liquid). Seems that’s not ok, and they re-packed my liquids sans-contacts into another bag. Go figure. They even did it without asking (I’m sure there would be plenty of people in conniptions about that).
 

…And then if you get anything wrong, the staff look at you like you are the worlds biggest idiot for not following the standard procedure for security clearance. Except it clearly isn’t standard.
 

French security clearance gave me a serious case of eye twitch (more so than usual). Luckily for us, the gate we needed for our flight to Ireland was directly on the other side of security (not that we knew it at the time), but given how far everything was from everything else, it could have been another 5 or 10 min walk away. Boarding was in full force already, and was almost at the end of the posted boarding closure time by the time we got there…And we had thought we would have plenty of time to both acquire and eat lunch before boarding…Goodness no. But we made it. Huzzah!

Ireland:

We arrived safely in Dublin. The flight was uneventful, and actually arrived early. However, early is not necessarily better, since there was nowhere to park our winged steed, and we had to idle around on the tarmac until a gate became available. Once we arrived, the customs official laughed at us when we said we would be in Ireland for 5 weeks. Apparently it is too wet  to be wanting to spend that long enjoying their wonderful weather. Admittedly, it was raining at the time, and the wind was insane. But surely, more time just increases the likelihood of scoring a few sunny days, yes?

…It took forever to get our rental car due to the wonderful mysteries of computer non-functionality, but eventually we were on the road.

As it was rapidly getting late, we visited only one of the stops we had planned to check out on the way – the Rock of Dunamase, which forms the first of many ruins that we will undoubtedly explore during our Irish adventure. We were there just as the sunlight was on its way out, and there were only 3 other people there. You could climb all over it if you so chose. It was lovely to explore in peace (although also in utterly freezing wind). Temperature definitely colder here vs. Belgium.

Rock of Dunamase.

Rock of Dunamase.

Making the most of the sunset.

Making the most of the sunset.

Stayed in Kilkenny for the night, and spent the following morning exploring the town and gardens. Also went on a guided tour of the Smithwick’s brewery.  Not particularly familiar with Smithwick’s beer… Not even sure if I have seen it in Australia? Only in the US… The tour was most unusual. Certainly the most touristy thing we have experienced regarding beer. However, it was entertaining, and came with a pint at the end. No complaints.
It's a giant gas mask. At the brewery. Why not.

It’s a giant gas mask. At the brewery. Why not.

On the drive to our new abode, we also visited the ruins of the Kilfane Church, another example of the “go forth and explore” Irish attitude. There was a tiny spiral staircase which we climbed to the upper levels. There was even a birds nest (with a clutch of eggs) squirreled into a nook in the stairwell between floors. It was pretty squishy (the stairs, not the nest), and if you were portly I’m very sure you’d get stuck like a cork somewhere on the climb. It was awkward enough just turning around to go back down the stairs…The church was a lot of fun to explore. And we almost didn’t find it, thanks to a distinct lack of signage (also seems to be a European commonality). Luckily, Murray spotted the top of the ruin through the trees while driving back past. From the road there was only an open gate to indicate there was anything in the forest at all.

Kilfane Church

Kilfane Church

In the Kilfane Church stairwell.

In the Kilfane Church stairwell.

Making historic artefacts look substantially less cool.

Making historic artefacts look substantially less cool.

I already love that Ireland (and Europe in general, so far) seems to be very relaxed when it comes to regulating access to attractions. You are free to climb on things and explore to your heart’s content. Even if it’s not necessarily safe as houses. Use your own judgment, you have a brain. In Australia things would have been barricaded off and almost completely inaccessible for 9/10 attractions you visit. It’s never been so apparent the whole Nanny-State situation that we have in Australia since being places (other than Australia). We are one over-protected, over-regulated bunch. If Australia was a parent, you’d accuse it of mollycoddling.

…And in Ireland at least, it seems like many attractions are also free. Huzzah! Having said that, we have since purchased a OPW Heritage Card each, which for the price of 25 euro p/p entitles us to free entry to many heritage listed sites, gardens and national parks. Alternatively, you could just sight-see on a Wednesday, as apparently it is free in a bid to encourage the citizenry to get themselves some culture (and/or exercise). Discovered this on a stop in at Jerpoint Abbey, where it happened to be Wednesday…So our first card use didn’t really count as it was free anyway.
Jerpoint Abbey

Jerpoint Abbey

Jerpoint abbey.

Jerpoint abbey.

Our home for the month:

We stayed in a small rural cottage (complete with loft) in the town of Skibbereen, in County Cork. Which, by the way, is more or less in the middle of nowhere. Cows-and-sheep-for-company style nowhere. The road doesn’t even get the benefit of being named (a common occurrence in Ireland). Made for an interesting adventure finding it for the first time. Had no idea it was quite so…in the middle of nowhere. Having said that, it was still only about 10 minutes drive to the middle of town. Still, suburbia it was definitely not.
View from the cottage most mornings. Wet.

View from the cottage most mornings. Wet.

Or foggy as. Mind you, this was 2pm.

Or foggy as. Mind you, this was 2pm.

Pretty sure we chose the cottage because it was a steal and looked like a good location, and don’t get me wrong, it is a great location and a lovely town. Retrospectively, however, probably should have chosen accommodation that was a little more central to the west coast of Ireland, rather than more or less right at the bottom. It has made our day trips somewhat overlong in the driving department, and there was simply no way we would get to see as much of the coastline as was initially planned.

Random Rant #2: Driving in Ireland:

 
Ireland might be a relatively small country, but driving around country Ireland involves some seriously windy, single lane, hedgerow-lined, steep and downright precarious roads at times. From what we have experienced so far, it seems like Europe favors single lane roads (where although technically catering for both directions, is only wide enough to accommodate a car driving in one direction at a time). Which requires a lot of driver courtesy, and frequent stopping to allow passing of cars is just part of everyday driving. Never seen so many courtesy waves in my entire life. The Irish are certainly a courteous bunch when it comes to driving! Didn’t get flipped the bird even once.

 
The speed limit is…interesting. Australia’s RTA would freak right out. On the smaller roads it is either 50km or 80km (or heaven forbid, sometimes 100km). However, the speed limit is often not followed, but not in the way it would be interpreted at home. Out in the country areas, more often it is slower, rather than faster, as to drive to the signposted limit sometimes feels like a death-defying rally car experience. With the added bonus of blind corners and occasional surprise oncoming traffic. Thank goodness I’m not driving or we would have been upside down in a hedgerow by now. Pretty sure our hire car features some battle scars from run ins with various brambles when pulling over to allow cars to pass. Hopefully this will not manifest as an extra charge on our credit card (fingers and toes crossed!).

What we have been doing with our spare time:

So… What have we been up to? This month has been relatively sedate, with Murray putting in a lot of work hours from the comfort of our little cottage. I’ve more or less been trying to figure out what we are doing for the next few months, as our planning only goes as far (booking-wise) as our sailing trip in Croatia.

When we have made it out of the house:
  • We have been out to Lough Hyne (a local lake fed by the sea) a couple of times. Murray goes for a run, and I climb (read: walk) up the hill to appreciate the view. Features plenty of stairs. Oh, how I love stairs (sarcasm). However, stairs or no, the view is totally worth the effort to see it. Wish there was something like this close to home in Brisbane.

View from the hill at Lough Hyne

  • Been on many forays up and down the coast of County Cork, checking out the scenery (and lunch visits to some of the more picturesque pubs). Plenty of cliffs, sheep, cows, more sheep, and ruins just about everywhere. The smell of the largely farming-oriented countryside leaves something to be desired. Turns out cows can be a whole lot stinkier than I had remembered.
Standing stones. We beat the tour bus of Germans to see this unmolested.

Standing stones. We beat the tour bus of Germans to see this unmolested.

Cool ravine with mossy trampoline-like grass everywhere.

Cool ravine with mossy trampoline-like grass everywhere.

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Out at Baltimore. With the mysterious suppository-shaped beacon.

  • Drove the Ring of Beara. A major destination drive along one of the prettiest fingers of land along the West Coast of Ireland. Epic. More quality coastal scenery than you can poke a stick at. We even managed to see it on a day when the weather was good (mostly). Definitely recommend doing this drive. One of the best areas we visited for sure.

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Murray also did a ride over Healy Pass, leaving me to explore Derreen Gardens. (I saw/surprised a deer! And it saw/surprised me. We both freaked out. The deer ran away. All I’ve got to show for it is a grainy photo of its butt in hasty retreat.)

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Ok, it’s high time to call it a day on this post. It is getting overlong!!! Until next post… Whenever that may be…